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I can't believe my luck, I'm finally a mortician.

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Hookup apps are the easiest way to get laid!

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My daughter visited today after a long time

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"My kids are gonna love dinner tonight"

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The UPS Man knocked on my door, to my surprise

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Last night's dinner was a complete success as I made escargot in garlic-sauce accompanied by a fine margot d'orange and my beautiful guest was just delighted.

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Whenever I zone out , I zone out even more till I can’t feel anything .

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Stillbirth

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My kids sat in Grandpa's old fallout shelter, playing Monopoly and waiting for the hurricane to go away.

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Im a virus that nearly went extinct 5 million years ago, thanks to your anti vaccination movements.....

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can't believe my luck, I'm finally a mortician.	3
Hookup apps are the easiest way to get laid!	3
My daughter visited today after a long time	3
"My kids are gonna love dinner tonight"	3
The UPS Man knocked on my door, to my surprise	3
Last night's dinner was a complete success as I made escargot in garlic-sauce accompanied by a fine margot d'orange and my beautiful guest was just delighted.	3
Whenever I zone out , I zone out even more till I can’t feel anything .	3
Stillbirth	3
My kids sat in Grandpa's old fallout shelter, playing Monopoly and waiting for the hurricane to go away.	3
Im a virus that nearly went extinct 5 million years ago, thanks to your anti vaccination movements.....	3